Cool Tumblr Themes

Zach, 23, here are the things I like.

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

nichvlas:

lets just lay in our underwear and make out for hours

andrewhussiesbosom:

Im the friend that picks rainbow road

parawhoremonal:

Oh no I did a bad.

abnormal-fallen-angel:

highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b:

If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is

How to tell what day it is without school.

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me: then why do they give us homework?
Whole class: .....
Teacher: .....
President: .....
Miley Cyrus: ....
Me: ....
Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.